Category Archives: Not Parody

Ten homeless to power 3 Detroit homes

HAHAHAHAHA!!  What a story.
The Green Gym will be the first of its kind. Nowhere else in the country have such innovations been implemented for the benefit of homeless citizens. In addition to standard fitness equipment such as two weight machines, boxing bags, and a treadmill, 10 Green Revolution Technology™ enabled stationary bikes will generate electricity [...]

Don’t want to lose luggage? Bring a gun to the airport

Worried that the crack staff down at the airport will send you to Las Vegas, and your luggage to Podunk? Buy a starter pistol (cap gun).
Via Volokh Conspiracy
A “weapons” is defined as a rifle, shotgun, pistol, airgun, and STARTER PISTOL. Yes, starter pistols…
…That’s the procedure. The case is extra-tracked…TSA does not want to [...]